Get Ready to be Outraged!

Yes, in the wake of Nick's nicely crafted commentary on the fake morality of the US public, I offer you this picture of Miss Janet's mammary, or whatever you kids call them these days.

In case you didn't get enough of a glimpse last night, you can now see in freeze frame, the "tomato" in all its glory. I'm not opposed to seeing them, I mean good lord, Janet's boobs have been at the top of my "Nice Rack! "list for years now. What I have a problem with is the hardware she sports on her nipple under her clothes. This was about as much unplanned as the Kennedy assassination.

Message to young girls out there.... "Public nudity and a record contract equals popularity and huge album sales." You heard it here first. Don't believe the morality hype from the "moral Americans" who call this an outrage then go home to enjoy primetime TV.

That being said, I want to let everyone know that in between the commercials and the Hip Hop Bonanza Half Time Show....there was a good football game that broke out. Some guys in teal and silver against the Patriots. Not sure, but I think the Patriots won.