We've all made mistakes right?

Kazuhito Tadano, however, may as well forget about all the other mistakes he's made in his life. They all pale in comparison to one he made three years ago in college. As a naive 20 year old he took an active part in a homosexual porn video. Yeah next time you catch yourself regretting the things you did while drunk in Tijuana, give Kaz a call. Unless you were his "co-star," I don't think you have anything to worry about.

This "mistake" not only makes him eligible for a Depauw University Honorary Degree, but it might come up at his new job...pitcher for the Cleveland Indians. He has a good chance of ending up in the Cleveland bullpen this season. Memo to Indians management, consider removing John Rocker from the try-out list.

PS - The best twist in the saga has to be his insistence he is not gay. Ends up he and his teammates needed the money. "Pick a number fellas, one of us is gonna earn some money....the hard way."

Video Game Genius!

This little ditty is a piece of arcade gold. If you can manage to beat the game, you will be rewardly generously in a Karate Kid 2 sort of way.

PS - This has nothing to do with Sirs Elton and Bill.

Bill Gates Knighted?

OK, maybe it's just me. But I can see Billy Boy defending the Royal Crown about as easily as I can see Sir Elton John kicking the crap out of barbarians who threaten the Queen's lands.

I think to be accurate, Sir Elton would probably be seen beating up his loyal squire for wearing pastels after Labor Day. And as for Sir Bill? Well, besides making me chuckle, he is much less a knight than he is the Queen's personal IT Help Desk slave. Congrats, Bill....er, Sir Bill.

You ever wonder why...

Andy Rooney begins everythying with that statement? It's almost like a soft pillow to lay your head on right before they lop it off. Andy does that. Then he'll go into some diatribe about how women should be allowed to vote, or how African-Americans can't read, or something really deep and PC. Nice, Andy.