I have to share this. I was just perusing my Google Analytics for this blog. It's amazing to see how people reach this thing. Particularly via Google.
I've covered a fairly wide range of topics in the short amount of posts here. And in writing those, I never imagined the combination of search terms that would lead readers to this kick ass blog. Yeah, that's right. Kick ass blog. I dare you, commenter dudes, to disagree.
I know people hit Google with some crazy ass searches. People with monkey fart fetishes need somewhere to go, right? I know I do. Even Ann Coulter has to let down her bitch facade every now and again. When she does, she takes solace in the fact that she can find a million other people out there with a taste for Simeon flatulence. Mmmmm, bananas.
Here are a few of my favorite Google searches that have landed readers to this blog:
gay cowboy big lebowskiWhat in the world of Hee Haw are you doing looking for, people? And why are two of my top five referring Google searches about gay cowboys and baseball players touching nuts?
"stephen hawking" "ladies man"
gay baseball players touching nuts
I realize as I'm writing that I'm now only helping my cause by getting myself ranked higher by mentioning all of these terms together in a single post. A fella has to strive for greatness somehow, right?
I might also mention that if you review this post you may also see the following Google searches land people here.
"monkey farts"Awesome. SEO folks would be proud.
Ann Coulter flatulence
gay Simeon big nuts
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1 comment:
Ha great post. Yeah I used to be addicted to looking at my analytics everyday. Now I look every few days or if I have what I deem to me a "sweet freakin'" post. Then I like to see the traffic I generate. I've noticed some strange terms that people found my blog from, but nothing remotely close gay cowboys grabbing nuts....
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