Bill Gates Knighted?

OK, maybe it's just me. But I can see Billy Boy defending the Royal Crown about as easily as I can see Sir Elton John kicking the crap out of barbarians who threaten the Queen's lands.

I think to be accurate, Sir Elton would probably be seen beating up his loyal squire for wearing pastels after Labor Day. And as for Sir Bill? Well, besides making me chuckle, he is much less a knight than he is the Queen's personal IT Help Desk slave. Congrats, Bill....er, Sir Bill.